Delirious Mistakes

rowanandphoenixfeather:

one of my roommates used to work with 5th graders in a creative writing class thing and they had to write a romance and most of the kids wrote stories about princesses and crap but this one little girl wrote about how a marshmallow fell in love with a mug of cocoa and he loved the cocoa so much that in order to be with her he melted and died like wow kid that’s some shakespearian shit right there

(via fake-mermaid)

ohaiitsarielle:

Do you ever hear your parents say something so utterly ignorant and you want to speak up and call them out on their bullshit but know you’ll get talked down within a split second so you just 

hungrymermaid:

yearnings0ul:

you guys like my tie dye underwear? I made them myself (:

omg they are so cute 😍

(via thenameisloveless)

netlfix:

a new sex position called the ‘9’

its just me lying there, i dont have a sex life

(Source: netlfix, via pendents)

liquidglue:

I’d like to thank Bo Burnham for the best vine ever created 

(via lancentral)

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