Delirious Mistakes

tittily:

my little cousin got bit by a house spider and she was crying so i went to get some stuff to soothe and numb it but before i could even walk out the door i heard her quietly whisper ‘i can’t handle the responsibility of being spiderman’

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THIS CAT IS AN OLD MAN

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unclefather:

jesuschristvevo:

would you like some cream cheese on your beagle

keep your cream cheese away from my dog

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aphaustria:

I hate when they make you describe yourself on the first day of school like???? me????? tired angry egg trying to live an honest life

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playdated:

BEING UGLY IS REALLY FUCKING ANNOYING 

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ghore:

I’m on a new diet called don’t fucking look at me

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