Delirious Mistakes


one of my roommates used to work with 5th graders in a creative writing class thing and they had to write a romance and most of the kids wrote stories about princesses and crap but this one little girl wrote about how a marshmallow fell in love with a mug of cocoa and he loved the cocoa so much that in order to be with her he melted and died like wow kid that’s some shakespearian shit right there

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Do you ever hear your parents say something so utterly ignorant and you want to speak up and call them out on their bullshit but know you’ll get talked down within a split second so you just 



you guys like my tie dye underwear? I made them myself (:

omg they are so cute 😍

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a new sex position called the ‘9’

its just me lying there, i dont have a sex life

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I’d like to thank Bo Burnham for the best vine ever created 

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